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Joke of the Day
"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."
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"How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? Mark it NSFW"
"What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There's a mile between the s's."
"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"
"When Homer Simpson plays Dungeons & Dragons... He uses a D'oh!-decahedron."
"Random woman in the store: What's in your mom's tummy? 5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby? 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it."
"My head is so big... When a girl sits on my face, she has room for the remote and a snack."
"I was asked if I preferred legs or breasts... I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC."
"How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ? You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction."
"What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something."