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Joke of the Day

"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"

"I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers"

"I saw a man struggling in the sea today shouting "" Help, shark! Help!"" I just laughed because I knew the shark wouldn't help him. Heard from my 10 year old cousin."

"Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock."

"I have a new word for vibrator ... selfie stick"

"Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night."

"My 5-year-old refused to eat her dinner because Netflix was running slow. At least she picked a worthy cause for her hunger strike."

"What do you call 2 chainz on steroids? 2-Gainz"

"When I worked for the USPS a number of years ago I found the work to be slightly monotonous. It really helped me work on my delivery though."

"You are right, 27 is ""just a number"" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind."