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Joke of the Day

"Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it."

"Mario: hey u up? Princess: yeah y? M: come over ;) P: can't. Kidnapped :( M: Where? I'll save u P: castle. Up stairs, next 2 flagpole M: k"

"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."

"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."

"If you're on a motorized cart, I can't tell if you're disabled or just obese and lazy."

"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo."

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number... She said ""sex! sex! sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"" Then her friend said,"" she means 666-3629"""

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"

"I think my girlfriend has a trigonometry fetish because every time I talk to her she gets off on a tangent."

"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."