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Joke of the Day
"Why do Pokemon have eyes? So they can pikachu"
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"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"
"My favourite girls are like carpenters. They never let wood go to waste."
"Besides watermelon, there should be windmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons."
"Oedipus teasing... Oedipus passes near the hill and sees Sisyphus rolling the boulder up that hill. Oedipus (to Sisyphus): How's it goin'? Sisyphus: Shut up, motherfucker."
"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"
"If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off ... ... would it be de-lighted?"
"Why did the dog go to the hospital? He was feeling ruff."
"Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA."
"I don't know why everyone loves blow jobs so much They taste soo shitty"