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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks"

"Justin Bieber and Ke$ha has sex and gave birth to Rebecca Black."

"[blind date] So,where you from? [eyes turn black] T h E S E v E n T H C i R C L e O F H e L L Oh nice. ever miss it? [cries blood] Y e s"

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. they'd eventually find me attractive."

"Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy."

"Oriental Rugs and Tubs... could be a furniture store or a dyslexic whorehouse."

"I love u it's my favourite vowel"

"How do you know your girlfriend's getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"