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Joke of the Day

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. they'd eventually find me attractive."

"Black joke What did god say when he made a balck guy? Oh shit I burnt one"

"[body shape - help request] M, 18, struggling to get rid of a body fit for a 46 year old... Seriously guys, do I cut it up or just bury it whole?"

"why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution."

"What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor"

"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"

"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"""Why did you dry these grapes?"" ""No raisin"""

"TIL Doug Liman will be directing an adaptation of the Passion story for 2017, with Matt Damon as Jesus Christ. Bourne is the King of Israel!"