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Joke of the Day

"[blind date] So,where you from? [eyes turn black] T h E S E v E n T H C i R C L e O F H e L L Oh nice. ever miss it? [cries blood] Y e s"

"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."

"My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter."

"What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."

"Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard? A barber!"

"LIKE if you remember this: The walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no."

"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"

"What's worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust"

"I watched my first porno film last week.... I looked so much younger then."

"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."