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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your girlfriend's getting fat? She fits in your wife's clothes."

"What's the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture."

"Arron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without parole. I'm not quite sure how much longer he is going to remain a ""tight end"""

"What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into? Difficult"

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting"

"My friend hasn't had a bite all day. So I bit him."

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."

"What do you call crazy testicles? Cuckoonuts"