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Joke of the Day
"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"
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"Protip: If you're bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say ""isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?"""
"I'm a necrophiliac. I like my Heine's cold."
"Lost My Job I've been sacked from my job as a roller coaster ride operator. I'm suing them for funfair dismissal."
"Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes... Sadly, the name Instagram is taken."
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"
"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."
"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"
"Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves."
"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."