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Joke of the Day

"Protip: If you're bad at geography and someone asks about an obscure country just say ""isn't that where the oiled up Olympics guy is from?"""

"He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in ""Bud is Thicker than Walter!"""

"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."

"If your ex is dropping subtle hints drop bigger hints. Like a toaster in a bathtub."

"Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat? Because you don't wanna sinc!"

"I tried to blow a hair off my laptop screen so now there's some spit next to the hair."

"What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!"

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met!"

"Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid? To get to the other side."