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Joke of the Day

"Lost My Job I've been sacked from my job as a roller coaster ride operator. I'm suing them for funfair dismissal."

"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"

"You know that brain-dead zone you go to in the middle of a cardio workout? Is that where dogs always are?"

"Did you know that jewish people have a higher risk of getting a cavity? There saliva can be very Hassidic."

"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"

"Try to imagine pugs living in the wild, just roaming in the forest in packs."

"Damon girl, did you fall from heaven? Because your face sure shows it."

"QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors."

"A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The bartender says, ""What the heck's a gon?"""