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Joke of the Day
"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"
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"My love for you is like a candle. If you forget about me, I will burn your fucking house down"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants"
"Gay marriage is finally legal in America today. Finally, all the OP's can get married."
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... FREE"
"A rusted van sits under a bridge. Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. ""WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"""
"To celebrate this Valentine's Day beat your wife... In a friendly race down to the mall."
"Do you know the official psychiatric term for when a woman keeps getting more and more cats? It's called an Add-A-Puss Complex."
"ROUGE ONE SPOILERS!!! Screen fades to black at the end and a bunch of names start scrolling up."
"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."