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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."
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"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"
"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""
"Me: smells like upyou'refreetogo in here. Cop: what's upyou'refreetogo? Me: *finger guns* catch ya later Cop: aww damn lol got me again"
"I've never seen 'Downton Abbey', but I did see the episode of 'Roseanne' when Becky ""cut the cheese"" at least 50 times."
"I was confused why my college wanted me to report my Mexican friend to the police Then j realised they were just asking me to turn in my essay."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"
"Made a Freudian slip, with my ex-wife. I meant to say: ""Hello"" but actually said: ""You silly cow, you've ruined my life."""
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."
"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."