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Joke of the Day
"Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves."
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"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."
"""Don't kid yourself"" Would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic."
"What do you call balls on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin? My throne"
"Me: 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield! 911: How's her head? Me: Her sister's better."
"I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman."
"Someone stole my pencil sharpener and now I can't stab people anymore."
"Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing yet."
"What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition."
"Reports coming in from Detroit that during his visit to the church, Trump was AXED.... ....a lot of questions."