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Joke of the Day

"Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes... Sadly, the name Instagram is taken."

"[finds sock with hole in it] *gets angry* [puts sock back in same drawer] *repeats forever*"

"What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News? ""We're going to build a wall"""

"what's your favorite part of Sundays, mine is staying up really late for no reason whatsoever so that I'm extra miserable all week"

"what does an 80 year old woman taste like? depends.."

"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"

"Therapist: What's the problem? Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me [petting a bee]: You're not strange are you Alan"

"What do you call an illegitimate fish who crapped itself? A bassturd"

"Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!"

"Dog 1: Help me with this crossword clue. Outer covering of a tree. 4 letters. Dog 2: woof? Dog 1: You're not even trying."