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Joke of the Day

"Snoop Dogg seems to be investing in a company that will deliver weed to your house in 10 minutes... Sadly, the name Instagram is taken."

"Him- I saw you over here sipping your wine. Me- You clearly have me mistaken for another very attractive woman, because I don't sip wine."

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"

"Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman? Neither exist."

"Did you hear about the man who stole that train this morning??? Some say he had a... Loco-motive! I have no life and just made that up while playing gta5... Ill show myself to the door... :'("

"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? ... He nuts and bolts."

"Why does Karl Marx like stormy days? There are no classes."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One doesn't scream when you put it in an oven"

"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""