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Joke of the Day

"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."

"Why are guys so bad at math? They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches."

"No matter how compelling and convincing the other person's argument is, you can always win a debate by adding ""yeah, but still"" at the end."

"What cheese is the most religious? Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)"

"Don't blame me for acting like a baby, I was born that way."

"I'm currently standing in the 12 items or less line, holding 16 items, freaking the fuck out."

"When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running."

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt."

"A boy asks his father The difference between up and down. His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'."

"My grandpa says, ""Comedians are too dark and don't tell set-up punchline jokes anymore."" So, a suicidal teen walks into a car."