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Joke of the Day
"why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer Prize? He was outstanding in his field"
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"Never eat ice cream while chatting online. Sister: why are you typing so slowly Me: well my other hands busy. She hasnt replied yet."
"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."
"What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?"
"How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a shitload of lightbulbs."
"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"
"What kind of bird does not make babies? A swallow"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"
"I slept so good last night.. It was like I was on a date with Bill Cosby."
"What do you call a girl that sleeps with you for your Adderall? A total attention whore."