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Joke of the Day

"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"A ghost walks into a bar and howls Sorry sir' the barmen replies.""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""

"Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV? His parents weren't 18 or older."

"Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany? Because it's a Nietzsche Market."

"Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!"

"Waitresses/waiters of reddit... When you got interviewed for the position, did you tell them that you bring a lot to the table?"

"Today I discovered my brother and I are both audiophiles... He came as soon as he heard."

"The handicap parking at the special olympics must be insane"

"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? Because it was a pdf file."