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Joke of the Day
"I slept so good last night.. It was like I was on a date with Bill Cosby."
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"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period. You get your palm red for free."
"Bought some sneakers off of a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!"
"DR DOG: The vasectomy was a success. But until it's healed completely, you'll need to wear this *places cone around patient's neck*"
"Anyone want to hear a really Nepalling joke about an earthquake? Oh. Nvm..."
"*shakes brain like an Etch-A-Sketch*"
"I never took Complex Anal. in college So I had to find out about the residue theorem the hard way."
"Optimist- The glass is half full Pessimist- The glass is half empty Engineer- The glass is twice the size it needs to be. College Student- I can't afford the glass."
"A woman said to me, ""Has anyone ever told you that you look like Brad Pitt?"" I said, ""No, nobody."" She said, ""They've clearly never seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."""
"Why is oxygen like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."