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Joke of the Day

"What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?"

"4 introverts walk into a bar... What? Were you expecting something else?"

"I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake."

"How do you know that Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"

"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador!"

"Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boo-Bees"

"Why didn't Napoleon get his wish? Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte."

"I'm going to check out the new restaurant called Karma. There's no menu, you just get what you deserve."

"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."

"Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked."