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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bird does not make babies? A swallow"
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"Too bad Ray Rice didn't kill his wife, The Ravens would've just put a statue of him in front of the stadium."
"Him: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) screen the applicants. Me: I'd be happy to (using finger quotes) testify in the harassment suit."
"Dyslexia A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ??"
"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"
"To the girl who wore a white dress to the wedding I went to this weekend, good for you for not needing people to like you"
"How do porcupines hug? Carefully!"
"*looks at watch* come on, I gotta get back to browsing the same four websites over and over"
"I made my summoner name 'jokeaboutaredditmoderator' on League of Legends The enemy team kept deleting me"
"What do you call three Trumpies? Drei rot."