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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bird does not make babies? A swallow"
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"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."
"You know what's funny? My life :("
"I hate dividing fractions. Flipping reciprocals."
"What's the penis from Bill Gates like? Micro and soft."
"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"A man seeking to lose some of his excess weight visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off."
"Give a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a week. Teach a man to jacket, and he'll stay inside for months."
"A man only wearing saran wrap pants... Walks into his doctors office. The doctor says: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."