121997

Joke of the Day

"How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a shitload of lightbulbs."

"TIL my mom isn't a member of any organized political party. You see, she's a Republican."

"I used to hate tumors But then they grew on me"

"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard."

"A proton walks into a bar and orders a dr pepper no ice The bartender replies with ""are you positive?"""

"Two snowmen were talking on a cold day... One of them said to the other: ""funny, I smell carrots too!"""

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"

"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."