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Joke of the Day
"Lately I've been really honest with people and so far only 47 people are mad at me"
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"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."
"I keep having hallucinations of pickles. My therapist says I'm dillusional."
"S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits."
"[storming out of the bedroom in a novelty banana costume] YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THINGS WERE GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE KAREN..."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Am I doing this right?"
"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."
"Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging."
"What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !"
"some bitch dyke... ...filled up my mentions fggot fucker"