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Joke of the Day
"Watch out for children on the road. They're terrible drivers."
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"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."
"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."
"What does eating a chick out and being in the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"I seared steaks in our home without adequate ventilation. Now there's a delightful and very visible meat cloud hanging over us."
"How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !"
"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"
"If my husband doesn't like my cooking, he can buy his meth somewhere else."
"Never accept a rap battle from a cricket unless you know more than five words that rhyme with chirp."