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Joke of the Day
"If killing a king is called regicide, what do you call killing a queen? Homocide."
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"What do terrorists say to their sister? H'Isis"
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Until they kicked me out of the library"
"Light a man a fire... You'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life"
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause Sheeran"
"One time I exaggerated so hard that I died."
"What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction"
"Vincent van Gogh called... He wants his ear back... so that he can hear you on the telephone."
"What do you call a car full of nuns? Virgin Mobile"
"""Dad, why isn't there chocolate meatloaf?"" - my brilliant 3 year old son Patrick"