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Joke of the Day

"We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures."

"In answer to the question ""would you have sex with bill Clinton"" 87 percent of Americans responded No. Not again"

"We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas."

"a 21st century Hitler would have Macklemore hair (the moustache was attempt to seem young & trendy) & he would call himself a ""race wonk"""

"What is a condom with a hole? Kinder Surprise"

"How many feminists do you need to screw in a lightbulb? None. Lightbulbs promote rape culture."

"What's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job will make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak."

"A Mexican Magician says he will disappear on the count of three... He starts counting ""uno... dos.."" and *poof* he disappeared without a tres."

"What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer..."

"Two antenna's fell in love and got married. The actual wedding wasn't that good but the reception was excellent."