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Joke of the Day

"What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's"

"What happened to the Japanese Senator with Erectile Dis-function that didn't get enough votes this year. He rost the erection."

"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."

"two apples enter a bar... ...then I got sued by Apple"

"UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with ""Buenos Diaz"""

"I was trying to form a club for eunuchs at my high school... But there weren't enough members."

"What's the secret to a great joke The timing. The timeing."

"My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it's Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."

"I'm such a bad golfer, I found a job in the dessert I'm guaranteed to find water."

"i'm just like one of the ladies in the commercials! dancin around with nair on my pits! usin a tampon as a mic as i lipsync the cranberries!"