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Joke of the Day

"Mother's Day is once a year... But Sunday is once a week!"

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"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."
"My friend gets pissed when they call his phone a droid I told him: it's **An**droid, after all."
"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."
"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."
"Some tattoo artists need to just say, ""no, I'm not doing this shit."""
"What's your best racist joke? I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit."
"What do you call a potato Kim jong un dropped in his lap? A dicktator."
"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."