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Joke of the Day
"Mother's Day is once a year... But Sunday is once a week!"
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"Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar? She had no periods!"
"The Inuits don't deal with your crap, because they're having Nunavut."
"Once I posed naked for a Magazine. But I think the Newsagent would have preferred money"
"So I'm ordering a coffee... I tell the barista, ""French Roast, two sugars, no cream."" The barista responds, ""I'm sorry sir we're all out of cream, would you like your coffee without any milk instead?"""
"My neighbors are arguing. So I threw 6 shoes in the dryer. They haven't said a word since."
"what's a cheap, tasteless way to kill a werewolf? Coors Lite, the silver bullet"
"Bungalows Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? There close to the ground."
"Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker."
"Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance"