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Joke of the Day
"Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker."
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"Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c ""employment is really important right now"" Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her."
"Who makes more money, a hooker, or a drug dealer? The hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again"
"What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !"
"Parents: It's unfair to put your toddler on a leash if you're not going to also let them pee next to parked cars."
"What says ""Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"" ? A dog with a hair lip"
"Chuck Norris Some people think the glass is half full. Some people think it is half empty. Chuck Norris sees scotch."
"Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement? Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist."
"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""
"Sesame Street never allowed Mrs. Piggy to count to 100. Everytime she made it to 69, she got a frog in her throat."