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Joke of the Day

"So I'm ordering a coffee... I tell the barista, ""French Roast, two sugars, no cream."" The barista responds, ""I'm sorry sir we're all out of cream, would you like your coffee without any milk instead?"""

"BUILD A MAN A FIRE... BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE'LL BE WARM FOR A DAY SET A MAN ON FIRE, HE'LL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE."

"I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar."

"I watched my first Porn the other day I looked so much younger back then!"

"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"

"I dont know why its called kidnapping, Ive never got one of those little bastards to fall asleep"

"You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer."

"What's Paul McCartney's favourite food? Maccaroni"

"Who has the best male employees? The porn industry, because they're always hard at work. I'll escort myself out.."

"What did the zoophile scientist say to his assistant? If you need me I'll be in my lab"