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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar? She had no periods!"
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"I'm concerned about my local funeral parlour closing down It's right on the high street, but every time I walk past it's dead in there"
"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling"
"Friday Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe."
"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"
"During Sex Girl: Promise Me you Won't Break My Heart..., Boy: you are completely Silly Dear it's Not That Much Long"
"Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots"
"What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves? Russell"
"April Fools' Day is like a huge open mic night in which millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are."
"Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'."