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Joke of the Day
"Bungalows Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? There close to the ground."
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"Today has been the best day of my life as I am no longer a 30 year old virgin! I turned 31 today."
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"What's got no teeth and smells? The gearbox in the wife's car..."
"So a Jew with a boner walks into a wall ..Breaks his glasses..."
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