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Joke of the Day

"My neighbors are arguing. So I threw 6 shoes in the dryer. They haven't said a word since."

"My local cinema was broken into last night and goods worth 15,000 stolen: a packet of popcorn and a medium Coke."

"I called the pet store to ask if they sell exotic cats. ""Yes"" he said. ""Serval Varieties"" ^I ^better ^see ^some ^horrible ^retaliatory ^puns ^in ^the ^comments"

"Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese. Make Britain grate again."

"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"

"Why won't Monica Lewinsky be voting for Hillary? Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth."

"My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad. No, im delighted"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass"

"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"