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Joke of the Day
"Once I posed naked for a Magazine. But I think the Newsagent would have preferred money"
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"What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!"
"What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him."
"I think my wife was sleeping with my boss so I changed jobs to prevent that from happening... One of the perks of being self-employed."
"They say it's impossible to be sad and happy at the same time My wife just told me I have the biggest dick out of all my brothers."
"What does the Secret Service say when Donald Trump gets shot at? ""Donald! Duck!"""
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"How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive? Give them a test-tickle"
"I'll need a weekend to recover from this weekend."
"The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick... It's two chicks fighting over a pair of shoes."