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"How many illegals will it take to build Trump's wall? Too many to document."
"how to get a fat chick in bed... It's a piece of cake!"
"What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks? England's return flight."
"Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls."
"Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot."
"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""
"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."
"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"
"So I was told that torture is 100% effective. They finally admitted to it after 5 hours of waterboarding. I still don't know why they kept lying before it though."