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Joke of the Day
"The real fact about the strongest man in the universe afraid of his wife xD"
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"Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts."
"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"
"Dog in a Bar A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"Where can Grammar Nazis find asylum? Grammargentina"
"What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish"
"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"
"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."
"Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing."
"I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"