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Joke of the Day
"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"
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"what do you call a feminist who loves to swallow? a semenist"
"What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin"
"thank you all for donating to my gofundme to pay for my surgery; I have decided to buy 600 playstations with the money"
"How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine."
"Our youngest has finally graduated from baby bottles to 2-liters of soda."
"My ex sent me a text saying ""please delete my number..."" I sent one back saying ""who's this?"""
"What's red and black and scares women worldwide? Me in my red and black rape cape."
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. (oldie but goodie)"
"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic"