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Joke of the Day
"Whaat do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king!"
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"Chuck Norris can squeeze blood from a stone. He must feed his children."
"*watching husband sleep* Me: ""I just love him so much, he's my everyth-"" *husband snores* Me: ""I can't live like this."""
"Anti-jokes: here are three of my favorite ones. Uno, eins, ichi"
"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish.... And a Bass Pro Shop salesman will eat for a lifetime."
"Advice My brother came to me for advice concerning a major career change. All I could telll him was, ""Take the shot. Lincoln did."""
"My guide on how to fall down a flight of stairs.. .. In just a few simple steps"
"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"
"""Say hello to my knitted friend!"" -Scarfface"