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Joke of the Day

"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."

"My 3-year-old referred to her granola bar as a, ""NOLA bar"" and now she's wearing Mardi Gras beads and asking me to make jambalaya."

"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""

"People assume I have a small penis because I have a Ferrari. It's actually the other way round."

"Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan"

"Next time a skinny bitch calls herself fat... I'm gonna agree with her."

"There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious."

"How do you eat soup with chop sticks? Slowly."

"Short rabbi joke As I'm walking with a rabi I ask him, Me: so do you charge a lot for you circumcisions? Rabbi: no I just keep the tips"

"If I owned a moving company, I'd call it 'Van Gogh.'"