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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon? Because he had a membership."
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"How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!"
"I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life"
"What do you call a programmer's testicles? A hackysack."
"What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs? They have to sit in their own pew."
"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"
"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"
"My jeans say ""no more Christmas goodies"" but my leggings are like ""we got you, gurrrl"""
"Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle."
"Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial."