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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you make soup gold? A: You put in fourteen carrots."
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"Size matters... My penis looks huge when it's next to a map."
"When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it."
"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to walk away fast so people wouldn't think she was with me."
"The last time I got a piece of ass ... My finger broke through the toilet paper"
"Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives."
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt, shithead."
"No man can hold me down. That's what women are for."
"Being a feminist is like practicing extreme sports Not taking good care of yourself and then bragging about how brave you are."
"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."