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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the pencil? There's no point."
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"If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"
"You couldn't kill Sean Bean if he was wearing a red shirt."
"a 21st century Hitler would have Macklemore hair (the moustache was attempt to seem young & trendy) & he would call himself a ""race wonk"""
"People think I have really bad road rage. In reality I'm just really horny."
"Made yah look."
"My body is a temple... And it's devoted to Dionysus. Cheers."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey"
"What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg? Dr. Dre"
"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"