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Joke of the Day
"A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong."
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"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."
"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"
"What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together? It wood rock."
"She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit."
"You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning."
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"What is Hitler's favorite chocolate? Fuhrerro Rocher"
"If you REALLY need to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time."