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Joke of the Day
"Here's another Diarrhea joke If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then does one enjoy it?"
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"They've just added no stockpiling paperclips' to the employee handbook like they knew what I was planning."
"Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?"
"""I ~don't own~ a TV."" *Binge-views 8 hours of Netflix in bed.*"
"finally sold everything that reminded me of my ex. kinda nice, I got $20 for her clothes, $50 for her tv, and $100 for our kid"
"These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."
"I was considering feeding Mr. Whiskers spicy food... ....But then I remembered that curry-osity killed the cat."
"I don't care about heaven when I die I just want to know which words I used the most and how many bears I unknowingly walked by &other stats"
"Steve Irwin lived the same way he died... With animals in his heart."
"Squirrels are like cigarettes. They are completely harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light them on fire."