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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"

"If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents."

"Just got back from a once in a lifetime holiday, never again!"

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care."

"What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be? An Ex-Man."

"Monday mornings are spent avoiding people who might ask about my weekend."

"Maybe Jehovah's Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they're looking for Heaven's Door. You don't know."

"A man walks into a bookshop and says, ""can I have a book by Shakespeare?"" ""Of course, Sir, which one?"" The man replies, ""William."""

"Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled."

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."