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Joke of the Day
"You think you've got problems?I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning."
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"""Why am I not asleep?"" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away."
"Technically there is a lot of food in this house but none it is sweet or microwaveable therefore there is no food in the house."
"Pharmacist: Don't take this while driving and make sure you eat- *crushes pill and snorts off the counter* ""Ok"""
"What do you call a Sandwich with legs? Bready Legs"
"The closest feeling I get to being a soldier in war is when I'm accidentally in the path of a thrown football."
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"
"What kinda truck does Paulie Shore drive? A DiiieEEeESsssleeeeee"
"What's got 24 balls and screws small animals? A shotgun shell."
"Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans? It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk."