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Joke of the Day

"If you REALLY need to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time."

"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."

"If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny shit."

"I accidentally swallowed a piece of string the other day. When it finally came out the back end, it was all tied up. I shit you knot"

"If you think January has been a big month for marches, you're gonna lose your mind when you hear what the 3rd month of the year is called."

"How do you turn a computer into a zombie? Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself."

"How does Darts Vader eat spaghetti? With the force and knife."

"What do sex and air have in common? It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any. Heard on the radio."

"Jokes. What is a black cat's favorite TV show? Miami mice!"

"What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."