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Joke of the Day

"*watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* ""You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you"" - Anonymous"

"A man is going to sleep, when his wife decides to surprise him with a blowjob"

"Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage."

"I prefer shampoo to the real thing."

"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"

"You wouldn't hate anything about yourself if the world hadn't taught you how."

"Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife. Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba."

"""We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease"" ""I can't say I'm surprised"" *doc strokes beard* ""Hmm yes.Just as we thought"""

"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""

"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"