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Joke of the Day
"She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit."
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"Just bought diapers and toilet paper because all my family does is shit."
"The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying."
"How do they keep track of books at the sausage library? The Andouille Decimal System"
"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."
"Every time someone says, ""at least it's a dry heat,"" I want to stab them with a box cutter. *at least it's a short knife."
"Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin."
"My retirement plan is pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right."
"Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink? Incredible mulk"
"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"