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Joke of the Day

"Kylo Ren/Ben Solo got a head start with completing his comic book collection he's already got all the daddy issues"

"Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to OFF'. That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers: R.I.P. OFF"

"Eat Chipotle with your hands? Fine. Eat stuff that falls out of it with your hands? Get stared at you like you smeared shit on someone's kid"

"A son asks his old man... ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""Who told you? Was it your father?"""

"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."

"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"

"I've never seen a dead body but I did once watch a girl get proposed to in an Applebee's"

"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"

"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."

"help keep the English language alive by teaching your kids nearly outdated expressions Plus nothing beats a 5yo pointing & yelling ""BEHOLD!"""